apni to har aah ek tufaan hai

Ideas Man

This is a picture of two persons, one male, and the other of the female persuasion engaged in something that, frankly, I am too embarrassed to talk about. I had to blank out some bits with white paint. If some underage people happen to come across this, they will not know what is going on. They will not have a clue. They will be completely in the dark. Fiendishly clever idea, I think. It is not for nothing that I am often called the Ideas Man.

The nature of criticism

These are my feet. Never criticize a man unless you have walked a mile in his feet. This basic principle protects me from all sorts of criticism because I let hardly anybody walk in my feet, or when I do, I try to keep them to less than a quarter of a mile. This is quite a feat because you can't throw a stone these days without hitting a critic. Critics are everywhere, criticising films, books, restaurants, other people, and the situation in Bosnia-Herzegovania.

These are some of my thoughts on the nature of criticism.